Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.
I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...
by I am me, who I am November 13, 2022
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Semi-suck

The act of commiting oral sex through mesh or fabric, however this cannot be performed through calcite, feldspar, or small sheets of metal.
"I just had the craziest experience man- I was at a party and this guy came up to me and started semi-sucking me through my jorts!"
"Please stop contacting this number."
by cloverstardust March 30, 2023
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Suck horse

A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.
Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes
by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018
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Bone Sucking

When it ain’t just fingering licking good.
“Damn, those wings are so good I need some bone sucking sauce.”
by DERPBOT27 July 28, 2018
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sonic sucks

dude sonic sucks!
by JoeMama4204206969 July 17, 2022
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Suck hearse

A person who is exceptionally good at performing fellatio.
by Lewrd methane May 20, 2021
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Suck a Fart

Term used briefly in Irish youth culture (between November 2005-March 2006) Used to express similar sentiment to common phrase "Kiss my Ass" while avoiding the cliche of what was a tired expression.
Rarely expressed now in any civilized culture.
Why don't you ever Suck a Fart?
To suck a fart is to live.
Lady Rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.
by Jodie G. Eastwood March 05, 2012
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