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StoneRaven

The StoneRaven is a majestic, far superior, feathered creature that roams the universe as it pleases. There are millions of StoneRavens across the universe to make it a better place. Did I mention they know everything?

NOT a Penguin.
StoneRavens are a flawless species, they’re full of facts!
by StoneVision June 16, 2018
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Smutt Stoner

A nickname that my friend Jacki gave me. I'm a smut, and I am a stoner... but I'm not a stoner smutt... im a smutt stoner!
by Heather Lynn March 15, 2005
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stoner boner

SOMEONE HIGH WITH A HIGH CRAVING FOR FOOD
"MAN IM SO HIGH I NEED SOME FOOD WHAT'A TOTAL STONER BONER"
by SNOOTCHIES March 20, 2010
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Stoner

A person whose way of life is based around being and getting stoned. To be a TRUE stoner you must:

1) Smoke everyday
2) Know the simple processes of smoking: how to roll; use a carb; use a slider; not torch the bowl; etc
3) Not be a scavenger. Either you buy your own weed or you only get a hit unless offered. You NEVER ask for a hit, unless the other person is a good friend and smoking partner
4) Be willing smoke shitty weed, resin hit a bowl, tear apart roaches, and empty out the kief box before going a day with no THC at all
Examples of stoner: Bob Marley, Cheech and Chong, Slater from Dazed and Confused, Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
by weedFORthePEOPLE December 5, 2011
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Roach Stompers

those ugly orthopedic lookin Fila shoes that every basic white girl wears
ewww do you see Karen she’s wearing those “roach stompers” again.
by sExYvEGan1 August 7, 2019
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stolper

a teacher that is a humongus douche bag and needs to die.

IF somebody does something really gay say hey you just pulled a stolper
hey dont go stolper on me.
by Gay Dave December 15, 2003
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morning stoner

1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
by Pacman111111 June 5, 2009
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