Statuholic

Someone that is absolutely addicted to updating their status.

George: " Dude who is that chick over there? She's kinda hot!"
Pete: " Oh, yeah thats Stacy. She's hot but she is a total Statuholic."
George: " Dang, I really think she looks damn fine. But being a Statuholic totally ruins it."

Statuholic by AskYourAss June 11, 2011

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Statesider

Somebody from the United States. Derived from the term 'stateside' which means 'in the US'.

In Caracas we met up with a couple of Statesiders.

Statesider by zloiq July 20, 2011

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status • status quo • Status Rape • statustician • statusfied • Status-Bomb • status jacked • status killer • status stalker • status whore

statisticock

Coming from the latin status cokkus. Meaning mathematician's PHAT DONGG

e.g: Yo I sucked my professor's statisticock last night, that shit was massive

statisticock by CunTpoRN1234567890 October 15, 2019

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Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

Skipping States by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020

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Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

Statistics by 87fan October 8, 2011

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Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012

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Bluenited States

The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.

The Bluenited States are not United with the Red States.

Bluenited States by Author June 29, 2006

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