shits and giggles

life can be full of crap or
full of fun or laughter

life is what you make it

by life September 9, 2004

Two shits and a fuck

A reaction to a very unlikable situation that could possibly make or break your life

Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!

Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!

Person A: Two shits and a fuck!

by ConjointedTwins June 17, 2009

shits and giggles

the act of defocating on a neighbors porch, and laughing all the way home

Im bored, anyone up for a round of shits and giggles?

by billybobjoeplumber January 16, 2009

shitsack

A member of the male gender who wipes his ass from front to back

Example: Negative. We just won't go there.

by Sam May 13, 2005

Scotsman

A wuss, a big jessy, can't stand up to his women.

A man who has been completely emasculated by his girlfriends

"Did you see Tony being shouted at by his girlfriend in front of all the guys?"
"Yeah, what a pussy he is such a Scotsman"

by Jane_do_rae_me_fa_so May 20, 2013

sHiTs WeAk

When someone tries to attack you or harm you, but end up losing or hurting themselves. Their sHiTs WeAk

Link139 tried to attack Pryme49 and lost the attack. His sHiTs WeAk

by Stephen Cage January 2, 2009

Shatsy

A word spicer, used to enhance ones vocabulary during conversation, has a dual meaning one of either good pretenses or showing dislike.

Origin: Ghetto probably

Ex. 1. Man the bitch was shatsy, she probably had some sort of std!

2. (Guy 1) Dude i just got laid! (Guy 2) No way!?!
(Guy 1)And guess what,.... she made me a sandwich afterwards!!

(Guy2) Dude thats shasty!!

by shatsyswag February 21, 2011