pussy shifters

Paddle shifters on a automatic transmission car.

Bob wants to think he is in full control of his car so he paid extra for a set of pussy shifters.

Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".

by TimeToFap July 28, 2014

Shattered

When your high and your mind wants you to go get snacks but your body doesn't want to get up

Me: I'm starving bro, go get some snacks ...
My bro: Nah dude, get it youself
Me: I would but I'm shattered bro

by Buckwheat March 7, 2015

Shitler

When a fat person takes a crap and leaves a one inch shit streak on the toilet seat.

Omg. Can you believe that fat ass left a Shitler on the toilet seat? Seat Heil!

by rexofdeth November 30, 2014

Shattered Dreams

So much for your promises
They died the day you let me go
Caught up in a web of lies
But it was just too late to know
I thought it was you
Who would stand by my side
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You said you'd die for me
Woke up to reality
And found the future not so bright
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong
But now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
From this empty heart

I thought it was you
Who said they'd die for love
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Oh, no, no, no
You said you'd die for me
Oh, for
Die for me
So much for your promises
So much for your promises

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

Adolf Shitler

The Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Adolf Shitler is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.

Adolf Shitlershitlershit headshitcrapcleveland steamerboston blowfishjerk offmasterbate

by King Philly July 10, 2009

shape shifter

Someone who looks hot in some instances, but not-so-hot in others.

Uma Therman is a shape shifter.

by bleeblah June 26, 2006

Shittery

Adj. - The feeling of being so nervous, jumpy and jittery that you are close to having the shits.

Adj. "That girl on The X Factor looked real shittery before her first live performance"

by kelvinbenedict October 14, 2013