trysten shackelford

The best guy around...he is funny, loyal, and not just a good friend, he is amazing kisser. Hes the best person i have ever met. He may never read this but at least it is out here for him. I love you trysten and i help you see this one day!!!!!!!

There is no example for Trysten Shackelford beides a hot looking guy!!

by KyleeCorynn316 January 26, 2017

Mad shacked in a close out

dunked by a wave while surfing

cobber, yesterday I was catching some tubes and I got mad shacked in a close out!

by CobberOne February 12, 2017

Coke shocker

Where you use your entire hand to partake in your favorite recreational activity. Two for the nose....two for the gums

I just got my nails did....they are perfect for the coke shocker now.

by Baby Birdd April 24, 2017

Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

shawano shocker

Two in the pink , one in the stink.

Gave that whore the shawano shocker last night, which lead to anal.

by Billy big rigger May 3, 2018

Salt shakered

When a women pokes holes into in a unsuspecting man condoms

Did you hear Jim having a kid . Yeah he got salt shakered .

by Palabras y más allá May 23, 2018

Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.

Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.

by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018