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Self Serve 

Self Serve Sexual Pleasure When Wife/Husband Is Away
Well, The Other Half Is Away, Time For A Self Serve Episode

self pollinator 

A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.
Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.
self pollinator by Cycofy April 1, 2017

self saucing pudding 

When you consume large amounts of beer through a funnel/beer bong and can't consume it all in one go so throw it back up into the funnel/beer bong to finish it off.
Bro dont let it go to waste, puke back in the top and have a self saucing pudding
self saucing pudding by Choicey August 23, 2017

self chill 

Being chill and at peace with yourself and who you are.
I like to recharge in my room after a long day out, soaking up my favorite tunes and doing some self chill.
self chill by JonnyAppleSemenation January 23, 2018

Self-Felching 

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.
Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!
Self-Felching by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

Self - pectations 

The realistic and unrealistic expectations we create that effect us either positively or negatively in our lives
Her self - pectations contributed to her flat mood after she realised her colleagues did not prioritise work activities like she does.