depression seasons

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.

me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last

by little gay kid March 6, 2022

lambing season

Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time

Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season

by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 7, 2022

Big Head Season

Between the months of September and February where girls begin to look for their special big head.

After hot girl summer finishes Big head season begins. Girls begin to spam every male friend in their contacts in aims of catching a bighead.

“Heyyy bigheaaad”

It’s bighead season and Suzy is going hard to catch her bighead
-big head season

by Apimpnamedbighead August 10, 2021

Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.

I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

Kidney Seasoning

When your urine is used to add flavor to your genitalia as your partner gives you head. Kidney seasoning can add flavor to your genitalia based on what you eat. While recieving head, you urine a little at a time to slowly add the flavor for your partner's tast pleasure.

Her pussy tasted bland so she added some kidney seasoning to give it a nice kick.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

Tipping Season

A phrase for when tipping in dogecoin is more common. Whether it is tipping season or not is usually semi-reliant on it’s value. When doge is trending at a higher average people feel more inclined to tip friends, strangers, and workers doge coin.

Despite its name it can happen in any season. Don’t be surprised when it hits $1 and you find people asking if you have a crypto wallet. (.37 as of this post June 4th 2021)

“Did you hear James got tipped 50 doge last night??”
“Yeah, I got tipped 10 at work earlier. It’s tipping season so a lot of people are tipping dogecoin.”
“I wish I had a wallet my friend offered me some last week. Apparently dogecoin started as a meme coin and ended up being a lead coin.”

by Grey.003 June 4, 2021

Seasoned taco

A badly diseased vagina with STDs that include guaneruia, and herpes,climitia, vaginitis; physifilis

Hey look at that slut!
Yeah ,, I heard she had a seasoned taco

by Somebodyouknow June 9, 2021