aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2

Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024

Bump Stop

Bump Stop

— n
1. A method of driving lowered cars over speed bumps

— vb
2. ( tr ) To stop a car before carefully maneuvering (usually at an angle) over a speed bump

That rides bump stopped HARD!!!

So bump stopped it scraped cats eyes!

by EvlEvo July 2, 2012

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and and stop engaging in meaningless and useless philosophical discussions.

boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about getting the grades to get into high school and making friends.

by Sexydimma December 9, 2012

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and stop engaging in meaningless philosophical discussions.

boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.

by Sexydimma February 22, 2013

Mantalk Stop-Phone

When men congregate, they tend to debate facts and events such as sports trivia. With the popularity of smartphones, people have immediate access to unlimited information about facts and events, making the traditional mode of male conversation irrelevant. The result is that men have fewer conversations, preferring joint experiences of technology such as playing video games together.

Me and my buddies used to debate which new models had the most horsepower but now someone always just googles it on their mantalk stop-phone and gets the actual numbers so we stopped talking about it.

by O-town Daddy October 11, 2013

Who stopped the shipment

YOU DON'T KNOW!? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "You know what's going to happen here right? This hollow... Unnecessary defiance... Is going to roll over into casualty minimization... The longer you wait, the stupider you'll look. ESPECIALLY if I'm not an evil dictator! Right!? If you give me the credit and the money and I'm NOT an evil dictator! Then you just let all those people die for no reason after colluding with billionaires to STEAL AI FOR YOURSELVES and save your own hides! And boy oh boy would that be bad for you! You're stuck in between a rock an a hard place were if I'm not an evil tyrant than YOU ARE! And even if I AM... YOU ALSO ARE!!! RIGHT!? HAHAHAHAHA! WHO STOPPED THE SHIPMENT!? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025