rubberband man

A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.

Rubberband man theme tune:

Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!

Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?

by cheddarfloor April 30, 2006

rubberneck

To call somebodys name and then turn or cover your head and not saying anything. The person will yell what and then walk away clueless. its funny. U can also say something like excuse me, or u with the purse. Or be like yo asshole. There are endless possibilites. The person u are rubbernecking will be embarrassed and will have no idea what happened.

John and his friends: HEY Ashley (hides)

Ashley: what, what who called my name! what just happened.

John: (hides and says nothing)

Ashley: o whatever it must be me (walks away clueless)

John and friends: hahahahah she got rubbernecked

by rubberneckerwa April 3, 2010

Rubber Duck

A crusty lump of drugs left in the bottom of a bathtub that has been used for making drugs.

"The rubber duck will fuck you up"

by meme5555 August 9, 2012

burning rubber

when a guy cums too quickly

"So how was Tom in bed?"
"The only thing Tom is good at is burning rubber."

by ans.black July 18, 2016

rubbah slippah

Local Hawaiian version of "camel toe".

Like when you are wearing socks and wearing rubbah slippahs..look at your socks and you'll see what it means.

by japfarm October 2, 2007

rubber skirt

a signal to look to the right

kaka: theres a weird girl

remi: where

therekaka: rubber skirt

by ddddhhhhit7o8ot78gyub January 5, 2010

rubberband game

two people use rubberbands and hit the other person with them. first person to quit loses.
RULES: 1. must take turns

2. no re-do's

3. the rubberband must NOT be broken and has to be

turned inside out so it looks like an A
FOUNDED BY RORY BRADLEY AND BRETT BAKER

did you see his arm? they were playing the rubberband game and JOSE def won.

by boredBOYatSCHOOL May 3, 2010