Palm River

palm river is a ruthless place to be its field with dangerous people getting money- their currently are beefing with Progress village and have have bullied them and had them duck their taco multiple times and flipped their ride they are fucking insane

Palm river is a place of trap and money making people they are also very dangerous and Violent they don’t fuck off / jay way are scared of them and Progress Village are upset because they pop boonks but they can’t do anything because their scared what may happen

by big 82k November 24, 2021

Bear River

Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.

Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”

by SkrellyBroh November 24, 2021

Amber River

The stream of urine created when someone urinates in a public place and the fluid creates a river

Watch out and avoid the amber river!

by BarryDavis December 3, 2021

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Vietnamese River

The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.

"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".

"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".

by The Cock Guzzler December 10, 2021

Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer

She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.

by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022