retarded female

1. any member of the non-male gender who feels the need to form an exculsive clique with their other non-male friends and talk shit about people

2. any member of the non-male gender who wrongfully bashes males in general, without acknowledging the fact that many of said males are actually good people who would respect their interests given the chance

3. any single member of the non-male gender with meets with other single non-male persons to talk about who they hooked up with, how drunk they were, how good it was, and their personal best for the number of times it happened in a certain duration of time (often one year); in this case it would be "retarded females"

4. most feminists, including all radical ones

paris hilton, nicole ritchie, britney spears, anna nicole smith, pamela anderson, houston, a prositute, 99% of blondes, alex trebek's wife, hillary clinton, laura bush, most fat girls and retarded female busybodies

by i am anonymous and i'm better than you April 20, 2007

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 10, 2003

retardation station

a group of people who are acting retarded

here comes the retardation station

by Cott September 2, 2003

oral-retardation

Failing to speak to a woman while looking at her boobs and not studdering

"Tim had total oral-retardation when he ordered at hooters."

by vchghbgvhgdhfgdsfdsfds October 12, 2011

dumb retarded

when something is so retarded that the word "dumb" has to be used as an adverb in front of it to emphasize how retarded someone/something is

That movie was dumb retarded.

by Real Yung Ninja January 5, 2017

Retarded Sister

The retarded sister refers to the non-dominate hand of a male that they don't frequently use for masturbation and does not seem to have the coordination of the dominate hand.

"Oh man, my hand is in a cast now I will have the use the retarded sister to rub one out."

by Ext379 June 24, 2021

Retard Stampeed

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

by daleicious October 30, 2010