Redneck

A shotgun wielding man with 7 cousins that live in the same house with a green tractor that lost a door that wears a plaid shirt to the county fair and had a wife that weighs more than a fridge and keeps a revolver taped next to their engine and had a red truck that has 2 seats and the hood is rusty and has 1 blue door and has a big brown beard that has a pet mouse in it

Friend "look at that redneck"

Me "dont hell shoot us for looking at him"
Friend "lmao no he wont , hi redneck"
Redneck *opens the hood of the truck*
Me *runs*
Redneck *shoots friends leg* "dont look at me"

by Nℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️ May 30, 2019

redneck-repair six

Refers to da half-dozen "main" or "lifesaver" items --- duct tape, WD-40, expanding-foam insulation, hose-clamps, deck/drywall-screws, and zip-ties --- dat backwoods-bumpkins absolutely rely on to get them through da day, due to these products' incredible versatility and their robust/reliable ability to "save the day" in so many occasions.

The classic "redneck-repair six" can get you out of so many everyday jams that you could probably never catalogue them all. (Think, using a Pringles-can to splice a busted radiator-hose till you can get home, re-attaching a broken tail-light, or adding mirrors on your kid's bicycle if you need him to run an emergency errand downtown.) Just watch the Red Green Show if you need any proof or examples. :P

by QuacksO June 23, 2019

Redneck

Makenzie Grace Matthews Beard

Max is a redneck

by ndiwhwajqo July 6, 2019

Rednecking Me

1. When someone plays you for a fool
2. When someone says something just to get you to say it back eg. "I love you"

Example 1
Girl: Give me a ride and I'll suck your dick
Guy: Are you "Rednecking Me"???
Example 2

Guy: I love you!
Girl: OK
Guy: I said, I love you
Girl: Are you "Rednecking Me"???

by SMcReal July 6, 2019

Redneck Flip

Redneck Flip or Redneck Flipping is when you take Budweiser, Meth and Ecstacy at the same time.

Variations of Redneck Flipping include Hippie Flipping (taking mushrooms and ecstacy together) and Candy Flipping (taking acid and ecstacy together).

I gotta crash out for a while man...I was redneck flipping at that party all night.

by forsolo July 28, 2019

RedneckOrating

Using household items or, otherwise trash to construct furniture or decorative fixtures.

I was RedneckOrating for our backyard BBQ, put some floor tiles on an old cooler... and made a cocktail table!

by BlackFoxMitten August 5, 2019

Redneck

The greatest people of all time! Easy goin country boys RHEC.

I am a redneck of course I am amazing.

by TheRhecRedneck August 13, 2019