Real Madrid

A "has been" team..... they can't keep up with barcelona. a team full of dutch, and also known for their idiotic racist & fascist fans.

favorite team of the fascist francisco franco. who used to buy them anything.

also known to be a corrupt team that owns MARCA (spanish media)

person #1) hey, barcelona are faaaaar better than REAL MADrid.
person #2) yeah, franco isnt here to buy them all the tropies he used to.
person #1) hahahahahaha yeah, you're right!
person #2) did you hear? they just siged their 11th dutch player.
person #1) hahaha....
person #1) hey, do you think they will still sign cristiano ronaldo & kaka next summer?
person #2) hahahahahahahaha are you serious? not a chance!!!!!
person #2)hey, lets go watch a REAL team (barcelona). the game just started....

by cataluyaIsaNation January 28, 2009

The Real World

1) MTV show which debuted on TV in 1992 and explores the lives of seven strangers as they live and work with each other in a different locale every season. As of March 2004 is in its fourteenth season, San Diego.

My man Jacquese is funny as hell on The Real World San Diego.

by Jason Vernon March 18, 2004

real estate

Another word for drug dealing. If someone is involved in real estate it's not necessarily with property or land.

"Yeah, I sell real estate."

by Miss AMW November 19, 2007

tattoo real estate

The non-inked parts of a heavily tattooed person's body. Bare skin that is a gold mine for tattoo artists.

Jen got another tattoo? Where? She's running out of tattoo real estate to put anymore ink on.

by Lo fo sho August 14, 2010

Real Gay Shit (RGS)

RGS (Real Gay Shit) - When you not exactly gay and you do what the fuck you want to - to a certain degree - you put in work if you can, you tell people fuck off who want your head, and your a gay outlaw. - - Found

That nigga still living that's real gay shit (RGS).

by ThatFoundNigga October 19, 2014

Real Music

The dumbass' way of saying their favorite musical genre.

Guy 1: "Bro, dubstep is not real music"
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up, real music is not a thing"

by DarkenedX08 October 21, 2016

real tree

A tree that grows outside and not in a pot.

I'm sorry I knocked over your stupid bonsai tree that was in a pot. If it had been a real tree that would not have happened.

by #Brekky January 20, 2018