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Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025
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pre-sleepover

a sleepover or get together that pre dates a bigger sleepover.
Before the sleepover, let’s have a pre-sleepover!
by 298boywonder April 13, 2019
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Pre Christmas

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.

Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.

You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."
by Atheguy November 1, 2023
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Mint Pre-cum

Mint Pre-Cum is a mint juul pod.
Yo hit me with that mint pre-cum. Mmmmm some mint pre-cum
by Mint Pre Cum December 16, 2019
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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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post pre-gaming silence

The silence that follows the obnoxious racket of your pre gaming hallmates once they've left to go out.
Jen: It's a Friday night...and our halls are quiet?
Becca: Well, it is already 10PM...everyone must have left to go out already.
Jen: This must be the post pre-gaming silence...
by Beybehs Protector September 6, 2010
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pre-eclipsia

All of the tiring hullabaloo leading up to the event.
All of this pre-eclipsia is making me wish the eclipse was over!
by YellorRoseOfTexas April 7, 2024
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