Waxy panther

Women who are 50-65 years of age. Usually during the menopause stage in a woman's life. There's levels of sexiness as a woman gets older first there's the milf then the cougar, then the waxy panther, then onto the deaf leopard.

Dang Dave, your mom's one hot waxy panther!

by Flim-Z August 21, 2021

Ro Plant

mommy.

i LOVE my ro plant

by coekatjt November 22, 2021

face plant

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect

He gave me the fattest face plant

by 25pilots December 30, 2021

obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm

anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

Polly Plantar

The best, most catastrophic, most energetic, most cutest tadpole to ever exist.

(best character ever)

Hop Pop: POLLY?!

Polly Plantar: I DON’T HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM YOU HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM

Hop Pop: WHERE’S SPRIG

Polly Plantar: Something something monster, something something woods

by POLLY PLANTAR SUPERFAN September 25, 2022

Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.

Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about

by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022