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pineapple hairs

is the green part of a pineapple. -for anix ;)
my favorite part of a pineapple is the pineapple hairs.
by seven_ June 16, 2020
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Pineapple

A cover name or a code name often used by high school girls when referring to their crush, or a person they are romantically interested in.
"Will Richard be at the party?"
"Shhh! It's pineapple, someone could hear us."
by criticalmodelove February 25, 2024
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Pineapple

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.
*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!
by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011
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Pineappled

When you accidentally kill yourself on Dreamland in Super Smash Bros. Melee. This is due to the fact that the bottom of the stage looks like a pineapple.
Aw man, I missed my up-b and accidentally pineappled myself
by papapattyp December 19, 2020
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Pineapple

Commonly used safe word when a couple is having sex
“Pineapple”

*other person immediately stops what they were doing*
by smokyhotty October 3, 2025
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False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!
by OddSmartman July 24, 2025
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pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
by a waffle maker June 20, 2024
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