One who eats way too much pineapple before they have sex because they're insecure about what their cum tastes like.
Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.
Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.
by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024

When one someone shoves a fruit into the vagina and the female pushes it back out and the male eats it and has sex with her afterwards
by Animejesus May 5, 2016

by MRfrog87 January 31, 2022

A person who is pansexual and polyamorous : because pan+poly sounds like "pineapple" if you say it too fast.
I have a girlfriend, two boyfriends, and a crush on this nonbinary person... guess that makes me a pineapple!
by EnbyQuing March 18, 2020

Pineapples stand for being rough on the outside and sweet and soft on the inside. They stand tall and wear a crown.
by Taarmst23 January 2, 2019

A mangled concatenation of pine and apple. The fruit doesn't even fucking taste like an apple, just some tropical bullshit.
by Uppish March 24, 2019

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"
by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016
