tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

hard in the paint

To get krunk in yo whip, && ; go hard on demand haters :

riding n the car banging tha music hella loud mean muggin da haters therefore yuan going "HARD IN THE PAINT" =

by Jayjay to classiee August 10, 2010

Phant

The state of being Phat (Pretty Hot And Tempting or Cool) and at the same time being Fat like an elephant.

Fat Martha: Did you see that new kid in the cafeteria?

Fat Jane: You mean that fat kid with the gold chain?
Fat Martha: Yeah, he's Phant!

by radar702 January 6, 2012

Painted

When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.

I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.

by John Killer August 11, 2008

paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

by frank valente August 5, 2006

Paintball

airsoft owns paintball in every aspect of the game, accuracy
range
power(my gun)

paintball sucks for the people who wan tto play tag with paint how reatrded is that....

airsoft is the best sport ever invented, owns all paintball, ive owned paintballers with my airsoft guns.

by brian kim April 13, 2006

Paint the Barn

Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.

I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.

by A. J. Cockandballs October 3, 2007