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panty panda

A big vagina what appears angry, but is actually cuddly and soft.
She had a big’ol panty panda. At first I pulled back in shock, but damn that was great!
by Tank McGillicuddy April 2, 2024
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Panda

Someone who is extremely picky with sexual partners. It notoriously difficult to get Pandas to mate in captivity so when someone is referred to as a Panda, they are the type of person who needs the perfect circumstances to hook up otherwise they won't want to have sex.
He wanted to take her home from the bar but she was acting like a panda.
by Panda_guy April 3, 2024
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Panda

A bedwars player that does not split the generator
oBqdwqrs panda’s
by oBqdwqrs May 15, 2024
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cheezy breezzie panda

lost that has the biggest bumps in town but she really stingy with it.
damn that cheezy breezzie panda is so damn stingy with that bump action whoa that cheesy breezzie panda is sooooo fine!
by Cobrakia May 23, 2024
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Flaming Panda

Putting lighter fluid on your dick then having sexual intercourse with someone of a different race (Typically a white person and a black person to mimic the panda color scheme)
Me and my girl did a flaming panda last night
by Mosue February 20, 2024
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Trash Panda

Attempted squatter bum, who leaves shit in your yard; including rusty trailers/syringes, useless plastic bins, a truck topper over the trailer with black garbage bags filled with his soiled clothing. Frequently the trash panda parks whatever vehicle they have at the time right in your front yard and opens all the doors and the trunk and proceeds to search/flail his vehicle for nothing or for his lost keys which he loses every 2 to 4 to 6 hours. You will want to help find the keys or else you are stuck with him forever. He causes major grief and extreme hatred and loss of respect from your neighbours while telling you what you should do and how to fix/wreck your house. He will go through your personal items eg)your side night table which had a drawer of personal letters sent to you by your loved ones while you are serving time overseas in the military. eg)Your Bible (that your father who was the best person ever in the world and also had to battle with constant deadly health conditions and an abusive father who died when he was twelve from drinking himself to death) is taken from your night table and found by you, tucked away in a random basement cupboard. Then when you ask him about it he says "oh I thought that was my lyric book". It takes a minimum of 2 to 3 months to eject the trash panda, after ejection you will deal with 3 to 4 to 8 months of trash cleanup and rebuilding relationships with neighbors.
"Oh man don't talk to that guy or invite him into your house. His name is Dustin Daniel Lydell Elliot. He's a trash panda. I've heard that when he shits in your bathroom it smells like a rotting body."
by anonymous February 20, 2024
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Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife
Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"
by oh_hayhay March 9, 2024
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