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The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".
You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.
by Pellman7 January 30, 2023
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Year of the hook

When you’re magnetically gathering an audience and cannot stop growing fandom
by Datkid March 24, 2020
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Stinker and Hooked

When a player (mainly football) has a horrendous performance during a game where they have had no impact, when they get substituted out (hooked).

You would yell: {insert name} STINKER AND HOOKED!
Lee Gunner: Declan Rice with a world class, vomit inducing performance STINKER AND HOOKED!
by pastypalmer20 April 8, 2025
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double double the hook up

One your ex man is with another bitch
"Double double the hook up"

*picture with another bitch*
by sweggieswegger January 23, 2017
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Booger Hook

by Hahahaha no u no u June 28, 2019
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Rusty fish hook

A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.
My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.
by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016
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Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"
by MadBantsForMadLads July 14, 2016
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