Relationships

Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.

Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Lavender Relationship

When two members of the LGBTQ+ community are in a romantic resembling but platonic relationship in order to fit into society.

“Trump got rid of gay marriage so Gene and I are going to be in lavender relationship.”

by Cv87 March 1, 2025

sarapocial relationship

a type of parasocial relationship that an influencer or public figure has towards their audience

I have a big sarapocial relationship with my viewers.

by Crawly Monster November 3, 2023

Pseudo relationship

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.

Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.

I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.

by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017

chimichanga relationship

A relationship where you both really frickin chimichangas cuz there good

Tod: you and Amy really have a chimichanga relationship

Cory: well doesn't everyone?

by Shequala June 25, 2017

The relationship zone

Not quite the friend zone as you may lay with a friend but denied by constant relationships, the friend may become single but will soon run back to said ex leaving you wait longer.

Dan: "dude I could totally be in her bed right now, got that tension with her init"
Ben:"bruh she single now? You best hit that before she goes back again"
Dan:"aye pal, don't want to get in the relationship zone again bro, shit sucks"

by Dutchy May 4, 2017

Toxic Relationship

Kevin and Ethan

How toxic is her relationship?
It’s like Kevin and Ethan toxic relationship

by Yokacey.wacey April 13, 2025