Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

Fake retard

So one who acts dumb but is normal but just really extra dumb.

Bro, shut up fake retard.

by To much thee September 17, 2020

fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.

John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's

by Fakeballsohard November 25, 2016

Pump Fake

A slang term often used in the American ghettos to refer to the act of pretending to pull out a firearm in order to scare away aggressors, even if you don't actually have one.

"Devon was about to jump my ass so I had to pump fake and he ran like a bitch."
"lol your ass was dead thank god"

by devon james laquarius the IIII October 29, 2023

fake death

when somebody pretends to die but they’re still alive

Jack: juicewrld is dead did you hear?
Darius: haha no it was a fake death. he’s still alive!

by psycho_man December 10, 2019

Fake Frehley

A nickname for current Kiss lead guitarist Tommy Thayer, coined due to his unprecedented and arguably deceptive adoption of original lead guitarist Ace Frehley’s signature makeup and “persona” of “The Spaceman”.

Kiss uses Fake Frehley to trick casual fans into believing Ace is still in the band.

by Comic Sans Sucks November 5, 2022

fake jayson

Mango seller who can't spell his name

Fake Jayson got no mango

by Fake jAy November 30, 2019