May 9th

Today is for only royalty to be born on. if you are born on this day you deserve anything and everything u want!! And if today is not ur birthday, Sorry peasant, Ily.

Someone born on may 9th: Hey!! can I go to the store and buy anything I want??

Random person:Is ur birthday may 9th??

someone born on may 9th:Mhm!!

random person:Sure ur majesty, Anything for you*Bows*

by . Lilswagxoxo July 11, 2021

may 15

The day when the baddest bitches are born. Only swag people are born on this day and if a nerd is born on this day it doesn't count.

People born on May 15 are kinda addicted to something, whether thats a person, place, object etc. This is normal however and people born on 15th May are still hot and also can do one thing very very well.

PERSON1: "So when is your birthday?"
PERSON2: "Uhh its May 15"
PERSON1: "NO WAY! You are literally a God and I worship you!!"

by lovergirl266 November 23, 2021

May 1

the day where the most fruity people where born.

boy: "Hey, i was born on May 1st!" girl: "Oh, so you're fruity."

by fruity_lamo January 15, 2022

May 19

National show your bf your titties because it's a national holiday. They have to see them to confirm you did

Yo babe it's may 19 gimme them titties because it's a national holiday.

Girl: ok *shows him*

by Nationaldaddyrenoldsday May 19, 2022

May 20

Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.

p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.

by Noyesnoyesnoyesno March 20, 2022

May 27

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

by Harry.Sleath March 30, 2021

May 15th

National Clap cheeks day.

Guy: It's may 15th so let me clap those cheeks.
Girl: Yeah Sure! Let's have fun.

by Clap that ass April 30, 2021