Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
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“Did you see that girl’s boyfriend?”
“Yeah he must be a Maxime”
“She's very lucky that girl”
“Yeah he's fine as hell
“Yeah he must be a Maxime”
“She's very lucky that girl”
“Yeah he's fine as hell
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“Hey don’t you go to Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS?”
“Unfortunately”
“Didnt the 7th grade math teacher have a relationship with one of his students?”
“Yup”
“Unfortunately”
“Didnt the 7th grade math teacher have a relationship with one of his students?”
“Yup”
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person 2: "yes it's so cool, and it's only for 1999,99$!"
person 2: "yes it's so cool, and it's only for 1999,99$!"
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He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
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He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
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Youtuber named "Sharky's Universe" uses this in his about section, aswell as in his videos.
Youtuber named "Sharky's Universe" uses this in his about section, aswell as in his videos.
"How ya doing maine?"
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