lid locked

when you so faded you can't open your eyelids

she got so faded she was lid locked, she couldn't open her eyes to see her own name

by Freddy Tay Tay August 11, 2015

leg lock

When a woman wraps her legs around a guys neck and puts him in a chokehold while he eats her out.

Bryan was going to come out tonight with us but his babymamma put that leg lock on him last night so he can't because he's in a neckbrace.

Hector said Mario put him in a leg lock that's why he has those bruises on his neck.

Chris never lets bitches put him in a leg lock cuz he makes sure them hoes know better n only one going down is them.

by chrisifier December 5, 2012

lock

also an alternative name for ganja/marijuana (used in the movie title: "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels")

Ed: Pass me the lock.
Bob: You're not English and stop pretending you understood the jokes in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

by brit-o-fish July 12, 2010

lock jaw

also: the strange feeling you get in your face after dropping acid.

Dude, I ate one of those tabs you gave me; fifteen minutes later I had lockjaw.

by Kyosanshugi January 10, 2004

lock jaw

1. A person that speaks without moving their bottom jaw to express themselves for fear that the corn cob will fall out of their ass.

2. (noun) an incredibly annoying, privileged and clueless person. Usually white, but there are many exceptions.

3. a cracker

"I'm sick of Diddy changing his name every fuckin' year and throwin' his damned all white parties. He's so lock jaw.

White: See Thurston Howell III of Gilligan's Island.

Non-white: See Hilary and Carlton Banks on the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.

by slappinpappi November 10, 2008

Fart Locker

Same as - Dutch Oven. The act of trapping your mate under sheets, blankets or comfortor after farting in them.

I trapped my wife in the fart locker while she gave me a blow job.

by Caliman April 23, 2003

lock jaw

another way of saying brains, head

"Tell that bitch to give you LOCK JAW"

"Imma tell a bitch to give me that yo LOL"

by LILR23 February 19, 2008