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vendor lock-in

A common rent-seeking practice where vendors design structures and contracts to give them control of customer data and code.

The steps involved in vendor lock-in are:

1) Identify lower-IQ management to engage with

2) Insert clauses into contracts where vendor retains customer data and limit customer access

3) Insert clauses into contracts where code development commissioned by the customer is proprietary to the vendor

4) Say whatever is necessary to ensure customer is at ease with the clauses, but ensure no such record
5) Sell customer's own data back to them, piecemeal

6) Resell the output of the code each time it is run

7) Collect economic profits
Vendor Staff: "The regulators of First Common Bank found evidence of overcharging . First Common needs us to pull account numbers on which customers got hit. I wrote up the query and pulled the data while I was on the phone."

Vendor Mgnt: "That's great. Let's write up a Statement of Work detailing requirements. Put in a long time frame for delivery, like a month or two. We'll price at your annual salary so it looks like we did some math. What is it again, like $127,400?"

Vendor Staff: "We can't charge that."

Vendor Mgnt: "Yes we can. Where else are they getting the data? They don't have it. I personally negotiated the vendor lock-in."

Vendor Staff: "We charged them $127,400 last time."
by human-natured December 12, 2019
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The Great Lock-in

A period of time where someone aims to change a lot of things in their life, and lock-in to maximise their grades
I feel like I need to start The Great Lock-in
by JCB---2 December 17, 2025
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Locked in

“We’re locked in now, he asked me to be his gf yesterday
“I gotta finish this project by midnight, I gotta lock in”
by Pickleprincess69 March 26, 2024
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Lock Ass

He'd better not lock ass with me!!
by Chris C. September 16, 2018
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Sparky Lock

When something is easy or free. When you know you have the bag secured.
If your boy is talking to a girl he wants and she calls him cute, you would say, "Oh, that's a sparky lock."
by GEOMACHINE February 21, 2025
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pop my lock

I want you to pop my lock tonight, baby
by Heidi108 January 2, 2020
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Locked in

Normally not used in a serious tone, The term is used when someone is particularly focused on achieving a goal or task with a closed face expression, similar to being "in the zone", being "wired in" while programming or the phenomenon of "hyperfocus" on people who suffer from ADHD.
Born to dilly dally, forced to lock in...
I need to stop tweaking. I gotta lock in!

That fish is locked in.
by Anonymous123030 November 30, 2024
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