Ash Ketchum

See friendzone

I just got ash Ketchum by him, he is fucking dumb

by Weeaboo professor September 22, 2016

Gravy and Ketchup Slip and Slide

When the guy cums in a girls pussy, and then fucks her really hard getting it all bloody inside. Hence the Ketchup and Gravy

I wanna do the Gravy and Ketchup slip and slide

by steve donnor May 9, 2006

Kethan

He is God of Bisexuality. He is the best hoe out there...He thinks he has a big pp but deep down he's a pussy.

Hey look! It's Kethan out there in the Bushes making *oooh aaah oooh aaah* sounds with a Uncle !!

by chanleeip October 10, 2022

whistling tea-kettle syndrome

the eternal punishing lot of the male!

extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.

if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??

i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)

i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!

she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

by michael foolsley June 5, 2011

Louisiana Tea Kettle

Stiking a red hot cattle brand into a woman's vagina until she screems

Doctor what happend??

louisiana tea kettled... god i'm jealous!

by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008

ketterer

the little strings that are on a clementine when you peel them.

Christopher threw his ketterers at Amy after he ate his clementine.

by Yugoslavin January 6, 2008

Ketchup Bottle

Grasp your penis firmly with one hand. Squeeze as hard as you can until the head of your penis pokes through the top and is ripe in color to the point your finger leaves an impression when poked. While still squeezing take your other hand (open palmed) and begin vigorously slapping the head of your penis in short quick but firm slaps. The slapping noise should resemble the sound you make when slapping a ketchup bottle. The point of this is to numb your penis to the point it feels like you are jerking off another mans penis.

Eric: "Yo bro."
Fred: "Sup"
Eric: "Have you tried to ketchup bottle yourself yet?"
Fred: "Dude I ketchup bottled my dick so hard last night, it felt like I was jerking off Channing Tatum!"
Eric: "My Nigga! Love that bro!"

by Ketchup Bottle Bob December 7, 2012