Jonah

Dances around naked at 3am doing a satanic ritual with a horse fucking a dong in the back room. Also has a sexual attraction to twitch streamers. As he fucks a horse in the back room he notices his favorite twitch streamer is on, hyphin, and goes to the other room to jerk off constantly!

Jonah fuck your mom at 3am during his satanic ritual.

by Dad, is that you? March 18, 2019

Jonathan

A cowboy baby 🤠

Jonathan: Wow look at that yeeyee juice I'mma drink it
Friend: NOOO
Jonathan: I got the horses in the back :))
Hand over the toes or I'll go to trader Joe's

by C.A.T.H.Y March 28, 2019

Jonathon

Jonathon is a great human being who can make friends with almost everyone, he is into technology and somehow manages to get hurt in every sport, he is amazing to everyone but doesn’t realize how important he is.

Be like jonathon he is cool, and pet a girl named Sarah her reaction will be funny.

by Immmapotatoe May 24, 2019

Jonah

sucks a lot of penis

Jonah "hi"
Pete "go suck dick"
Jonah "Im already"

by YEtte November 11, 2019

jonah

a sweet, sweet, awkward, kind, caring boy who is shy but opens up once you get to know him. he is childish and watches cartoons for fun and enjoys riding his bike. he is a great dancer and has a great sense of humor. he’s the type of person that is always there for you. his favorite colors are usually light blue light purple and light orange. hes kind of a romantic.

jonah is a name

by kaitlynandava October 20, 2019

Jonah

Proof that Jesus approves of vore.

Person 1: Wow! I sure love reading the bible!I
Person 2: Especially Jonah, my favorite story.

by SwagnessintheBagness November 27, 2019

Jonathan

The quite kid thats going to shoot up the school. He makes jojo refrences and likes anime.

"oh boi jonathan is making a jojo refrence while shooting up the school again"

by gay cancer man February 24, 2020