douchebag jeans

denim pants usually blue with extra details mainly embroidery on back pockets. often accompanied by ed hardy shirts and other dbag apparel

ope theres another retard in douchebag jeans

by pux420 December 18, 2015

jeanie rivers

not many people know this pornstar, but trust me she has a nice pussy

by frank meng July 18, 2003

jeanis

a fold of the crotch region of the jeans, resembling a generous portion of penis

After slouching for several hours Joey's jeans and slide down his waist creating a ginormous jeanis

by Qfroman December 23, 2002

monkey jeans

THe most expensive designer jeans next to prada. They are ususally priced at about $400 a pair and have Japanese drawings such as dragons on them. BY FAR THE COOLEST JEANS ON THE MARKET. I only have 1 pair because you have to sell 1 gram to get 1 pair.

I be rollin up in dem red {monkey jeans} and the ladies come up and through me stacks and tities!

by Rollin 60s n'hood CRIPS July 8, 2006

Apple Bottom Jeans

jeans meant for use by black girls because of their huge-ass booties.

Man, Monique's jeans are so tight you can see her camel toe. She should get some apple bottom jeans to cover that up.

by TheGreatAzn January 5, 2008

jeanjerking

The act of two individuals rubbing pelvic regions against each other in order to cause orgasm (implied while wearing denim trousers). Similar to dry-humping and "OTPHJ" (over-the-pants-hand-job).

It was casual Friday when I walked in the middle school bathroom only to find my history and Spanish teacher jeanjerking in the handicap stall. Good thing I didn't come in a few minutes later to see the full-on OTPHJ.

by @mhmmhmmhm February 4, 2016

Stereotypical Mom Jeans

The classic pair of jeans commonly found on mothers over the age of 35. They are pulled up around 4 inches above the navel, and an overly accessed amount of butt room. Because these pants are pulled so high, the legs of their jeans end around 1inch above the ancle.

Good Friend: Alissa... Are you wearing Mom Jeans?
Alissa: All my clothes were in the wash! This is so embarrassing. And they aren't just Mom Jeans.. They are the Stereotypical Mom Jeans!
Good Friend: Roll up the bottoms to look like capris.. I guess you should wear a long T-shirt too..

by Lexa1 May 15, 2007