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Jacob

A guy that usually gets into fights and wins

Often has anger issues

Loves sports

Smartass

Silent when around people he doesn’t know

Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months
Guy 1: Hey where Jacob

Guy 2: probably in a fight

Guy 3: that or being a smartass
by Ice cube doc dre November 8, 2017
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a total jerk . Jacob is the guy to make a girl fall for him and turn against u at the last moment.. he is the one to ask u out and turn to u 2 weeks later and say he is gay just so he can start talking to guys u like.... NEVER GET A JACOB.. UNLESS U WANT CHEATED ON..
Maddie: hey babe its our 4 month avaversery

:Jacob: cant
Maddie: y
Jacob: ugh I'm gay sorry we cant date
by canadian ass January 24, 2018
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A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the Art room

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
by Haviland May 6, 2018
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a dumb faggot who sits in his room all day eating pringles and playing minecraft. typically found wearing the same fucking hoodie everyday and bragging about his goldfish cock. most women avoid him because they’re afraid his terrifying hair, which looks like an 80 year olds pubic hair, will steal their virginity.
wow, look at jacob.
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever
by NOT FATASS May 8, 2018
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rich white boiiii who lives in Canadia
fuck you jacob
by shmoopersdoopers June 4, 2018
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A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics but is a kind hearted man and has a sense of humour and will always make sure your ok
Jacob: hey
Some girl: hey I’m a little down

Jacob: tickles her
by Shortbean November 22, 2018
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1.) A person whom is uncapable of being able to learn; incoherent, and or unable to follow simple procedures if asked for.

2.) A person who has a mental deficiency (IQ deficiency, mental retardation etc.) and or has little common sense, which causes questionable decisions and statements to be made.

(made by my friend, his discord: Yumiko Imagawa#5650, i had permission to upload this)
Example: Jacob: “How was I supposed to know that?”

Example: Jacob: “Shut the fuck up poor ass, P O R R.”
by MyLittleDinosaur December 29, 2018
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