Sock-Face

a person who has a sock face

hey "sock-face" how are you t'day

by sockface007 October 16, 2013

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Sock Bottom

When on tour or traveling, you use the last pair of socks in your luggage and all the socks left are smelly.

Touring during the summer is the worst. I only made it to San Francisco before I hit sock bottom.

by 2020Logan July 21, 2011

Creamy Sock

A sock filled with any creamy substance, usually jizzum

This little nub was pissin me off so I gave him an old fashion beat down with a creamy sock.

by Nub698 August 26, 2011

Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.

Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"

by ProTip September 8, 2011

sock in a Juicebox

Reconstituting a man’s masturbation sock and drinking the issue like a juice box.

Kelly was so thirsty she went after it like a sock in a juicebox

by RGibby June 19, 2023

Sock Soccer

A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.

Alright class we're playing sock soccer today

by Sharky1400 March 13, 2023