The shitty hellhole that is “education”. You wake up at around 7 to get to school by 8, get dressed, eat breakfast (or not) then go to school. First period is engineering because you were really “smart” and got into an ap class, then you get a homework assignment that, after learning how to sketch 3 months before, has 48 isometric sketches for us to make orthometric sketched of. IN ONE NIGHT. then you go to math, Hey kid do this assignment and then do twenty long division problems.
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
School is the best way to waste 14 years of your life on homework and things that don’t matter unless you are becoming a world renounced mathematician
by adcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzxd October 4, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by Jokes: ;) October 22, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. The one thing keeping NASA from sending people to Mars. We spend way to much money on school when we could use it with things that actually help our species.
Kid: I want to be the first man on Mars Dad!!!
Dad: Sorry son, your school work is more important and its not like the government cares about our survival.
Dad: Sorry son, your school work is more important and its not like the government cares about our survival.
by Th3 C@t April 19, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. A fucking torture chamber that the government organises for children and teenagers while simultaneously robbing them of their childhoods. In the USA, you have to pay for the privilege of attending these shitholes while in some socialist countries such as Denmark, you get paid to go (long live socialism!) Not only that, you have to do this satanic thing known as homework which was invented by the world's biggest dickhead and you also have to take impossible exams. Probably the reason why suicide rates amongst teenagers are very high.
Why are there a bunch of brainwashed, depressed teenagers in there? Oh yeah, they are in school, learning useless things that are really difficult. No wonder they look like they want to die...
by Galactic_Nerd-sk April 23, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by uiohjoi May 4, 2018
Get the schoolmug. by Tharealdeff136 January 7, 2015
Get the Schoolmug. "Man down Man down!"
*gunshots*
"Help I don't wanna die in a school!"
"Every man for themselves"
*more gunshots*
*gunshots*
"Help I don't wanna die in a school!"
"Every man for themselves"
*more gunshots*
by @therealoglilbag June 6, 2021
Get the Schoolmug.