Holy Emo Trinity Church

Fans of the Emo Trinity and Emo Quartet, or My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Twenty One Pilots, will often call themselves members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church. They worship Brendon Urie and Gerard Way as the gods Beesus and Geesus. The religion’s holy texts are Wattpad fan fictions, especially the Milk Fic. Cheez Whiz baptisms are often preformed. This all started due to Gerard Way famously singing in the song *G-NOTE WARNING* Welcome to the Black Parade that he would be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned, much like Geesus.

Mia: Members of the Holy Emo Trinity Church are weird...
Leon: HOW DARE YOU! GEESUS BURN THIS WOMAN ALIVEEEEE.
Mia: *sprints*

by Smol Bean Protector June 14, 2018

Hold court

To handle a issue right then and there

No matter what

Ex. "I've got 2 strikes if we get pulled over ima hold court then nigga."

Ex2 "That fool owes me money! When I see him I'm holding court on site nigga

by Your god isnt real May 28, 2019

Holf

Holf is like golf but 1919299 times better then golf

Holf was first said on r/Polls

We all love holf

by I am a girl dont call me a boy November 17, 2021

holding up 4 fingers

holding up 4 fingers means that your cool asf

*holding up 4 fingers* damn they must be cool

by hsjsjkshskshs June 12, 2022

Hold My Pocket

"Hold my pocket" is prison slang.

In prison, holding onto somebody’s pocket is a symbol of ownership. It means that you were owned and protected by the person whose pocket you are holding.

A: Hold my pocket, beautiful.
B: *Could hold it, or decline the offer.*

by KatzeK4 July 15, 2023

Spooge Hole

n. 1. An orifice into which ejaculate is deposited, usually in large quantities by several doners. 2. A sexually promiscuous person who craves cock and enjoys receiving mass quantities of ejaculate into their own bodily orifices.

That bitch I met in Aransas Pass last night was a fucking spooge hole! S'keet, s'keet, s'keet!

by Waylon the Talking Pumpkin August 1, 2006

Gary Holt

Guitarist and founder for the Thrash Metal legends Exodus

Gary Holt is one of the greatest guitar players in metal

by christhemetal March 22, 2013