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office homo

Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or are unsure who the office homo is, its you. Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
"That bloke is talking about Kylie Minogue again."
"Yeah, he's the office homo."
"Ah."
by Sniggalips September 17, 2008
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homo-cidal

A person who relentlessly hates gay people and seem to contemplate killing them
Guy: I don't understand it, his Dad is gay yet he seems so homo-cidal
Guy #2: Excactly...
Guy: Oh...
by Taveon March 10, 2008
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homo

1) short for homosexual, often used by immature ppl
2) short for homosapien (human)
1) me: he's gay
you: i know, he's a homo

2) you: im human
me: i know, we're all homos
by wwfvmpgrl666 May 18, 2008
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homo unerectus

a specie who lurks in the streets of san francisco, so incredibly queer, he even makes gays boners droopy.
(on animal planet) oh my lord, we have spotted the homo unerectus. notice the pink jumpsuit, assless chaps, and a dildo up his ass.
by KDIZZO March 23, 2005
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homo button

a homo button is a button on the back of the nintendo wii classic controller where something can be inserted when pushed
HA u hit the homo button

no i didnt

HAHA ur a homo
by asdsa January 14, 2007
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ad HOMO-inem attack

After proving that the homosexual lifestyle is indeed promiscous and disease ridden, and that there is indeed a "gay agenda", hence the lifestyle and agenda being detrimental to Christian Judeo values and western civilzation as a whole, your opponents (because they can't argue against facts), accuse you of the things that they've been defending all along.
You're so gay.

Stop with the ad HOMO-inem attack.
by aSeattleConservative October 19, 2010
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homo blaster

i man who blast's his dick goo on gay men
steve:oh roy oh i am jacking off to your sexy bod
i am cuming roy
roy:put on my back steve
steve:FUCK YES
by 333 May 10, 2005
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