hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.

Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.

by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023

hog glider

the HOG GLIDER is a counterpart of the all-popular hog rider card in clash of clans which is used in some interesting ways.

"ily uwu"
"shut the fuck up you meatrider"
"nah fam i use the hog glider card i slide that meat"

by stinkifarts!!!!! July 21, 2023

Hog-Lover

1. A person who loves a big fat one up the ass.

“Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”

by FudgePacker44 July 22, 2023

Hogging

To show toms penis, usually sent through a text or fax to someone unexpectedly to cause a euphoric response

I ate dinner then layed around hogging people all night. If it wasn’t for that hogging I received the other day i never would of got a chance to see toms veiny hog.

by Hogsy normis August 4, 2023

uncut hog

It is a males penis with the for-skin still attached.

My boyfriend has a huge uncut hog.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

Juicing your hog

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)

by Moosefurss September 22, 2023

stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.

Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.

by Stunthog September 28, 2023