hipster poop

When a hipster has to run to the bathroom to take a big ole duce. The one thing that makes it a hipster poop is that the pooper has to be listening to indie/non-mainstream alternative rock while pooping.

hipster 1- Hey man, Iv'e gotta take a dump.

hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!

by thatoneguy2938 December 28, 2011

Metro Hipster

A combination of the "Metro-sexual" style and the "Hipster" style.

Dude, Joe is a total "Metro Hipster." He's got those Ray Bans AND and Armani shirt on!

by zer64 January 10, 2012

hipster tribe

Urban webzine, dedicated to the worlwide hipster community. Lifestyle, Art, Music, Fashion, Finest Bars and Clubs around the world, are the main subjects. A simple Network only for Hipsters, willing to be socially plugged all the time.

Hipster tribe Network : Paris, Nice, Los Angels, Berlin, Munich, New York, Dubrovnik, London, Buenos Aires, San Francisco, Miami, Tokyo, Barcelona and Copenhagen.

by Clare Ward October 21, 2011

hipster tuxedo

black high-top Converse.

BILLY: Hey Susie, what you wearing to the Black Keys concert?
SUSIE: Prob just jeans and my hipster tuxedo.
BILLY: Hipster tuxedo?
SUSIE: Yeah, my black high-top Convos, you fool.
BILLY: Right! I guess I am wearing my hipster tuxedo too!

by HelenHar March 31, 2008

hipster doofus

Someone working an analyst role with a ponytail and shirts that don't tuck in...

hah hah...

by stopher October 27, 2003

Hipster Hippie

A hipster hippie is too chill to want something on the first day, but will get it the second day because it's cool.

The Hipster Hippie really wanted to see Juno, but couldn't be bothered to brave the lines to see it on the first day.

by HopelessSavage May 4, 2009

Hipster Band

A band consisting of 2 or 3 (or more) male men that play crazy music. (like alternative, psychedelic, blues, and rock all put together). The guitarist should have long brown hair and a really cool necklace. He should also only sing Bob Dylan songs. The paino, bass, and paino horn dude should have curly brown hair. He should also be able to sing and yell at the same time because that makes everyone smile. The drummer guy should have blonde straight hair and be able to sing, play drums, and some how play harmonica at the same time. They should all either have converse or vans or TOMS or some other organic shoe type. Normally at least one person in the band has to wear skinny jeans. More importantly, they know how to put on an entertaining and amazing show.

a: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
b: I don't know, but I want to go see a really cool hipster band.
a: Oh! Like The Black Keys, Learn the band, or Klaxons?
b: Hell yeah!

by Kelsohall March 21, 2011