Skip to main content

floss handjob

Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.

WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
mugGet the floss handjob mug.

Chubby handjob

A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.
Sasha: See that guy over there? Would you let him hit?? 👀
Jules: Nah he’s honestly a chubby handjob
by brilliantbimbo69 June 25, 2021
mugGet the Chubby handjob mug.
Related Words

jimble hangout

Jimble Hangout is a place where 50 people with a really large age gap hang out to drain their sanity, and gartic phone (theyre all sleep deprived)
guy - hey lmao wanna join jimble hangout
guy 2 - stop
guy - ok
by ggeryt November 4, 2021
mugGet the jimble hangout mug.

joseph hancock

Someone who is super cool and has a massive cock. Very athletic and very hench. They will always brighten your day. they have the kindest heart and are very cute. An extremely sexy person
‘ Is it true your going out with that bunda lengerz Joseph Hancock’

‘ Yeah’
by tylaj November 25, 2021
mugGet the joseph hancock mug.

Gearshift Handjob

A handjob in which the dick is used like a car gearshift, increasing the stroking intensity with each gear.
I got a gearshift handjob last night. She might not know how to drive, but she sure can work my lever
by ArmiTej December 1, 2021
mugGet the Gearshift Handjob mug.

Lindsay Hangover

After spending too much time with that one friend and so the next day you are just “irritable and tired”

Symptoms may include:
-added detox time needed before hanging out again
-lack of empathy

-a real hangover from trying to drink to forget they’re there
I think I have a Lindsay Hangover, I’m super bitchy after they wanted to hang out way past my bedtime last night.

Damn I wish she would have chilled and didn’t extend her stay, now I have a Lindsay hangover.
by Betchdontkillmyvibe February 4, 2022
mugGet the Lindsay Hangover mug.

Dooryard Handjob

When a mud cricket jerks ya off in some dude’s driveway in Washington County, Maine
Heard ya girl gave you a Dooryard Handjob at ya ma’s house
by TheDowneaster February 10, 2022
mugGet the Dooryard Handjob mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email