Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
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Jimble Hangout is a place where 50 people with a really large age gap hang out to drain their sanity, and gartic phone (theyre all sleep deprived)
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I got a gearshift handjob last night. She might not know how to drive, but she sure can work my lever
by ArmiTej December 1, 2021
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Symptoms may include:
-added detox time needed before hanging out again
-lack of empathy
-a real hangover from trying to drink to forget they’re there
Symptoms may include:
-added detox time needed before hanging out again
-lack of empathy
-a real hangover from trying to drink to forget they’re there
I think I have a Lindsay Hangover, I’m super bitchy after they wanted to hang out way past my bedtime last night.
Damn I wish she would have chilled and didn’t extend her stay, now I have a Lindsay hangover.
Damn I wish she would have chilled and didn’t extend her stay, now I have a Lindsay hangover.
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