spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010

boob gate

When you hock up a snot ball, spit it between her tits, and slam your bits between her tits til you lose your load.

"Oh man i totally did a boob gate to some chick last night she loved it."

by Woody Woodpecker April 18, 2008

gated

gated: online content that requires some sort of registration or login to access it. bugmenot addresses this issue

dude 1: yo check out tha link i sent u!
dude 2: i was stoked to read it, bro, but it was gated. so, yeah, i didn't read it.
dude 1: your internets are broken.

by g|\/| May 22, 2007

gate keeping

When someone is too full of themselves and wants everyone else to pay tax for the privilege they enjoy.

John Black Jr on (twitter.com/johnblackjr/status/1356087399005097988?s=20) gate keeping.

Do you have a CS degree Corey? Did you take a class in formal languages at all? Regular expressions, push down automata, Turing machines, etc?

HTML isn't a programming language. It's just markup.

by deathstick February 1, 2021

grated cheese

When a girl with braces is giving a blowjob and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man's dong like grated cheese.

Steve: I never should've let that sloot blow me.
Rick: Why?
Steve: She had braces, and I got grated cheesed.

by Sean-Ders August 19, 2013

Bill Gates

Invented the Mac, founder of Intel, own 120% of the government. best of all, he owns Nintendo. Born 2000 BC, died 1987 AD due to bite in the frontal lobe.

Hey, did you see the new Bill Gates computer? it sucks, i'm going back to windows.

by BrandonTBX September 4, 2016

gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

by Joe June 18, 2006