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German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever
I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer
by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017
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German

A man who is rather into men then women
Girl: Hey do you know German is kinda cute. Boy: Yeah I know him but he has a boyfriend
by pichuman420 September 16, 2021
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German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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German Shotgun

A German Shotgun, or German Shotty, is similar to a shotty that most potheads are familiar with, however, instead of placing a blunt backwards in ones mouth and blowing it into someone else's mouth, you instead use a straw to blow the smoke into the recipient's asshole. Another participant then comes and sucks the smoke out of that asshole for a powerful hit.
Douglas took a German Shotgun last night and coughed so hard he puked.
by Yak-Shavings March 23, 2017
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German

The hottest guy alive! No one hotter than him
German Come and f uck me 😮 💨😏
by Whoislia February 23, 2022
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Germanent

The state of continuing through life with quiet persistence, even when you're unsure of the purpose, direction, or meaning. Not hopeless-just existing, functioning, or moving forward while accepting the uncertainty.
I don't know what i'm doing with my life, but I keep showing up anyway. I'm feeling very germanent.

She wasn't happy or sad, just germanent...like peacefully existing in the unknown.
by millshl October 21, 2025
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