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Portuguese Gas Pedal

Invented in North Carolina by a non-Portuguese man, it is when you are having sex with a woman doggy style and when she reaches climax you pull out and kick her in the pussy.
"That bitch pissed me off the other night so I lured her into bed and gave her a Portuguese Gas Pedal."
by Tootiemangum March 4, 2005
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Gas Masking

To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.
Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?

Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.
by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2015
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moist turd gas

A fresh farty fragrance. Funny because it sounds like "mustard gas".
Aaron came over to Jeff's work station and laid down some heavy moist turd gas as a payback for the nasty bean bomb that Jeff had dropped on Aaron just 30 minutes earlier.
by Gregg Loogyanus December 7, 2006
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Gasser

A football workout made by Christopher Coll of Tri West Highschool. You start at one end of a football sideline then do two down backs. Thats one rep
by Major Wang November 23, 2016
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gash card

Method of payment offered by women to pizza delivery boys and taxi drivers.
I haven't got any money. Do you take gash?
by Jonathan Rhodes August 8, 2003
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Bohemian Gas Mask

The process of removing a used nut cup from your pants and placing it over someone else's mouth. Best when used to wake another person up while sleeping on a bus.
Trevor fell asleep after a baseball game and got a rude awakening from the Bohemian Gas Mask applied by Josh, but secretly he liked it.
by Beisbolplaya111 May 20, 2006
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gaslit

freaked out, scared, unnerved by abnormal events of unknown origin.

Manipulated by psychological means into questioning ones own sanity (Oxford).
"There had been a few days of being gaslit by the squirrels—hearing tiny claws skittering across the wood floors," wrote Anna Schmitz.
by Fried Hog February 11, 2015
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