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foreskin

The foreskin prepuce is a retractable fold of skin that covers the bell end (glans) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins.

Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by circumcised men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing.

Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too?
b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering?
"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
by Bobolovski December 13, 2008
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Forest Park Trojans

The best football team in Upper Michigan, making frequent trips to the MHSAA state championship.
- Have you heard about the Forest Park Trojans?

- Yeah! Those guys always go to the state championship.
by Madigan Moore May 28, 2009
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Forest Metal

An off Shoot of Sludge/Doom Metal Specific to the Pacific Northwest, Lyrics describe Forests,Getting high in them, and adventures of epic per portions.
Me: 20 Bongs rips, Oregon, Forest, and an Adventure, and writing a song about it. These are what encompass Forest Metal
by Morphen January 14, 2011
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forest mongol

The people of Finland, the inbred descendants of The Great Khan.
Those goddamn forest mongols are at it again... this time they destroyed entire divisions of the Soviet Union!
by KalluHavumaki609 October 26, 2018
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and forever

And Forever
Brad
Cameron, Colby
Devon
Eric
Forever, and forever.

Ha, ya get it, ABCDEF, I know, I know.
And Forever is: Brad-guitar, Cameron-drums, Colby-Bass, Devon-another guitar, Eric-vocals (hott screaming). I love them forever, And Forever.
by AF "groupie" July 30, 2004
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def bff forev

A current close friend of yours. You and them have an understanding that this relationship will go on to and beyond the end of your lives, but we all know that it won't last longer than a year. Then you will need to get a new def bff forev.
"Oh I thought you hated Ally?"
"Hell no!!! She's my def bff forev, dude!"
by Chrisp February 23, 2005
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Forest Gump

a girl if giving you a blowjob and your cock gets stuck in ur braces; she runs away and you break free.
Jill is giving a blowjob to Jay, when his cock gets caught on her braces. Jill runs away from Jay in fear, and Jay's cock breaks free from her mouth, aka. a Forest Gump
by Skater Dude September 15, 2008
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