Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

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furni-force

The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.

As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.

by Stangchick67 November 9, 2009

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electrostatic force of attraction

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Ions that have Ionic bonds are held together by their electrostatic force of attraction.

by ignoramamus February 20, 2025

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Not by force

A call to stop pursuing; people, situations and objects that are becoming increasingly difficult and/or causing stress.

Jeanette: Have you got your ticket for Mickey Boobs yet?
Sharon: You know what, I've been onto ticketmaster twice and kept getting stuck in the queue.
Jeanette: You should try again, come on, it's The Bublé
Sharon: I'm over it mate. Ask Sally instead. Not by force.

by anonymous September 5, 2022

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