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Three day dick

When a male goes unwashed for 3 or more days and then wants a blow job. Accumulation of crust or dick cheese is usually apparent. Especially heinous if you are uncircumcised.
Girl dont blow him.... he got three day dick!!!!
by Anight March 16, 2020
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Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.
"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
by anonymous June 10, 2022
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Three fingers up

You want him to lock in
Lock in bae for I tweak ahht three fingers up
by Dammmnthatsher October 9, 2022
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Three person tickler

Beating the shit out of your dick and then partner, while sing the lyrics to any 50s songs. Then find a third person and shove your fist as far up there ass as they spit on the other person face. Then you projectile cum on both of them, and then do a 3 hour anal session.
Any one up for a three person tickler?
by 5678m December 20, 2021
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‘Three Week Lockdown’

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.
Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.
by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021
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Twenny three pirates

Spoof name for the music band “Twenty One Pilots
“Have you heard Twenny three pirates new album? Ah it sucksss”
by CodeGrack November 17, 2021
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Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021
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