by Fake ballin January 20, 2022
by Fakeballsohard November 26, 2016
A Fake Original is someone who appears to be Original and New to a bunch of naive people. But among people of their own kind, they are a dime a dozen. The difference between a Pretender Spender is, the Pretender Spender does not have money or credibility to begin with. The Fake Original is only original among suckers.
Youtube Fake Originals stunt on naive teenagers with Rolls Royces, Lambos and Private Jets. But, in the actual Millionaire world, they are tiny tryhards as everyone who is actually Wealthy owns these vehicles and can actually afford them.
by crdr12 January 17, 2018
Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020
A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.
I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.
by Ferretboy May 19, 2011
are you going to eliza’s party tonight?
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!
by brandy1328 February 18, 2018
by nobody else here March 30, 2017