sal fisher

the short gay main character of sally-face.

sal fisher is the cutest boy on earth! he’s so small!

by ur goth bf January 10, 2019

fistpump

When you throw your fist in the air in an excited/victorious manner, often accompanied by a lunge of the body.

Liz walked out of saturday detention and gave a little jump as she fistpumped the air, 80s style.

by FISTPUMP4POWER April 1, 2008

double fish

To Fish, the act of fishing another
To purse your lips in a kissing fashion while your partner is not prepared, not wanting the kiss, talking, too far, etc.

double fish: both parties of the kiss fish

the couple double fished when monica told them the teacher was coming down the hall

by cuntastic nancy fan May 1, 2008

Face only a fist could love

A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.

as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"

Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)

by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007

jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009

fish biscuit

A term for reward that doesn't match up to build-up and or effort required to obtain it.

The term is derived from the Season 3 premiere of LOST, where an incarcerated Saywer spends most of the episode solving an elaborate puzzle only to be rewarded with a fish-shaped biscuit.

That whole season of Dallas was a dream? What a fish biscuit.

I worked 75 hours a week for 3 months to win the proposal and my boss gives me a $15 gift card to Wicks 'n Sticks? What a fish biscuit.

by Psychoag October 6, 2006

john fisher

A school full of wannabe road men who do rugby more than education who pretend like they’ve fucked caterham girls but low key like Coloma . They also pull their “jawlines” so hard they loose teeth

Oh hey look at the john Fisher boys they’re well fit

by “That” bitch! September 19, 2017