fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.

John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's

by Fakeballsohard November 25, 2016

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Fake Jaxi

A fake taxi service. Driven by a male named jack, takes other forms of payment like birds eye view tumpin on your rumpin.

Weeeey, its the fake jaxi, suck him off ethan!

by 652N August 3, 2021

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commonly used for people who do not have any respect for their idol’s privacy and would go any lengths to prove their idol’s whereabouts and their own point right even if it means leaking their idol’s address even when you know they have faced something traumatic a few months back.

Harry Styles fan leaked his address in La, they are fake fans.

by goldensunflower April 16, 2020

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Fake retard

So one who acts dumb but is normal but just really extra dumb.

Bro, shut up fake retard.

by To much thee September 17, 2020

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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

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