Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL
by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 05, 2018
by iievanixxo September 03, 2023
That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.
by apersonwhoisalwaysright April 22, 2020
He is a nice guy : )
by i_like_to_ree May 05, 2022
This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.
Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”
Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
by Lily the sunflower March 22, 2023
A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.
Evan is a queer
by Joey sense November 15, 2019