eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp March 23, 2016

eat kids

When a woman sucks a mans dick and swallows the cum (kids)

“i would really like to eat kids, specifically your kids”

by eatbattyfam March 19, 2020

eat randy

When you eat food off another dude

I put some chow mein and donuts on Godsley and I knew I could just eat randy off him.

by Mcsparrow April 05, 2017

Krum eating

the act of a blowjob, giving head, or fellatio.

When a hot chick puts your penis in her mouth and sucks on it back and forth repeatedly.

My ex girlfriend was very good at krum eatings.

by beerjck November 09, 2009

Eat Glass

When you are struggling in 7 Days to Die, so you eat glass to kill yourself and respawn with full hunger, thirst, and health

Im going to eat glass, Ill be right back will full health

by Juulthemuley February 15, 2022

eating the lettuce

We you do so bad a game the it’s like you just a lettuce

Man Carlos is really eating the lettuce in that last game

by Unknownplayer October 27, 2020

Eat Bread

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies

Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019