cerebral erection

When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.

When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.

by Playa Wizard May 7, 2018

jesus erection

when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.

Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.

by witchslayer69 May 19, 2018

reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

open relationship

A " slut", probably has every STD to " mankind". In other words.. a " nasty" girl. :) A girl who can't commit, and likes to steal other people's crushes/ boyfriends and acting promiscious to " spite" because because she has a " black heart". Someone you deffo don't want to be around with, or be friends with. She'll steal your man, and sleep with her and back stab you, and provoke fights and tell lies about you. Also known as a " ghetto chick".

Jaque is a nasty girl, she's trying to win Jason's heart while she's in a open relationship. He's rejected her thousands of times due to being dirty, and hideous to the sight. He likes Angela for her mind, and not her body. It's also her Destiny. It's her father/ husband. It's Destiny's Child.

by Minialba03 September 1, 2016

erection

1)the rapid outward movement of the penis with the cause being sexual activity, thinking about sexual activity, or seeing a hot girl

2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!

Mr. Burgundy u have a massive erection
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner

Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!

by rob August 2, 2004

Relationship Cycle

The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.

Process can repeat indefinitely.

Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.

THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE

John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!

Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.

3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"

John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...

by Happens to Everyone June 19, 2011