Coil one down

To have a shit, especially if caught short and no conventional toilet is available necesitating that the said shit is delivered from a low height, such as in the woods.

Extendible however to any situation where a person has removed themself in order to defecate.

Where has your wife gone?

Oh, she has just gone to coil one down, she will back shortly.

by JLMW September 4, 2011

the gay down

the process of counting down from 5 in order to make a certain assumption if something is superduper gay.

the gay down:If you hug a friend that is also a male(assuming your a dude), you must count down from 5. Once it reaches zero, its totally turned from friendly to gay. If two hot women do such acts, it is considered super friggin hot, not gay.

by shauncollindixybots January 1, 2012

West Indian Beat Down

1. A type of ass whooping that can only be delivered from some one of west indian decent. Unfortunately no one actually knows what it consists of because is kept very secretive and only taught to a selected few West Indian Children. No one that has suffered a west indian beatdown has lived to expose its contents. Its an ancient martial arts. Abbreviated as "WIBD".

2. Not many people know how to actually perform a West Indian Beatdown. But many people threaten their enemies with one in a desperate act to win an arguement/debate and strike fear in their opponents heart. Commonly an empty threat that can often be contested.

1. Nicole: What happened to steve?
Josh: Sharon gave him a west indian beatdown!

2. Nicole: Do you want a West Indian Beat Down?!?!
Josh: im not scared.. You ain't about that life ! -_-

by jayesquire March 5, 2013

I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown

It's a reference to the old cartoon Charlie Brown.

"Sounds like a plan Stan."
"I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown."

by Uselessinformation.mf April 17, 2017

talked me down out of my tree

This is an old phrase that has become condesed and reversed in the original meaning. Originally to be in a tree was to be stuck somewhere mentally, emotionally or situationally that you could not easily escape from on your own. The proverbial cat stuck in a tree that the proverbial fireman needs to rescue. Of course, cats are perfectly capable of getting out of trees, which is why we do not see many cat skeletons in trees. However, it is not uncommon to see a fellow human, so distraught be whatever is affecting them, they they have lost their way and cannot see a way out. Proverbially, they are stuck in a tree and need someone to talk them down, out of their tree.

My life had dust gone insane, fortunately Jimmy came over and talked me down, out of my tree.

Beck: Sarah Palin "talked me down out of my tree" after my "one moment of real fear"

by Thralkhar April 18, 2017

knock the dog down

To masturbate. (Male)

Wife came home early, I couldn't even knock the dog down.

by durdencheins June 20, 2017

Sit Yo Ass Down

A phrase used to chastise someone for being happy about something they shouldn’t be happy about. Usually comes with a catch of some kind.

“The Giants WON!”
“It was against the Buccaneers and even then it was just barely, SIT YO ASS DOWN.”

by TwinFami November 18, 2018